Vinnie Lussier

A recent immigrant from and a native of Namibia, our lead Guitar player actually speaks no English, and has learned all of his vocal parts phonetically.  As far as we can tell, his influences include Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, George Harrison, and Frank Zappa. All of whom are dead, which forces the rest of us keep a very careful eye on Vinnie.

Eric Bonett

Having had no luck making money from his (claimed) distant relationship to famed actress Lisa Bonet, Eric has been forced to work multiple jobs to support his family of 12, including his weekend stints with the band. Luckily for the band, Eric is a talented musician, having been classically trained on the oboe, viola, and the baritone piccolo. Unfortunately, all we had left was a spot for a keyboard  player

Dave Cuciti

The backbone of the band, Dave's solid drumming and edgy voice fills out a huge portion of our set list.  Dave's influences include Ginger Baker from Cream, Tammy Faye Bakker of House Party, and Animal from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem

Darrell Surett

Darrel's wife lets us practice at his house, and sometimes feeds us.  'Nuff said.  

Rich Strauss 

At the suggestion of his parole officer, we hesitate to say much about Rich's background.  

Rich's influences include Abby Hoffman, Noam Chomsky, and Jack Kerouac.  We don't know what his musical influences are, though

Jon Falk

Discovered in the New York subways while busking for change, Jon followed the band members home and wouldn't leave.  He lives in Darrell's basement, subsisting on a diet of Jolt Cola and Pez.  He is easily influenced.